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"You cut the cheese whenever you please"
Created on 2004-05-01 10:45:07 (#3010984), last updated 2005-04-28
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Basic Info| Name: | mr_methane |
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| Location: | macclesfield, United Kingdom |
| Website: | www.mrmethane.com |
BioA lot of people ask me how I got started in the business of being a performance flatulist while others just bore the arse off me by going on about Joseph Pujol, alias Le Petomane as if they're telling you something you didn't already know. The answer to the above question is both long and for some people very boring, so I shall begin.
First of all, I should start by making it quite clear that there isn't a career structure for practitioners of Controlled Anal Voicing. No advertisements for Flatulists in the Situations Vacant columns and definitely no guidance about the vocation at your local Careers Centre. This said, once you are established and firing on all cylinders, it is possible to get on a Run in which case you'll find yourself cleaning up.
First of all, I should start by making it quite clear that there isn't a career structure for practitioners of Controlled Anal Voicing. No advertisements for Flatulists in the Situations Vacant columns and definitely no guidance about the vocation at your local Careers Centre. This said, once you are established and firing on all cylinders, it is possible to get on a Run in which case you'll find yourself cleaning up.
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anal voicings, baby wipes, baked beans, beans, beer, black pudding, blowing off, bottom burps, breezes, broad beans, brussel sprouts, cabbage, cheese, chicken curry pie, chilli, chilli peppers, chutney, classical music, colon coughs, curry, curry powder, cutting the cheese, darts, diorrhea, eggs, farting, farts, fizzy drinks, flatulence, flour, fry ups, fumes, gas, guffing, guffs, heat, i hate wet ones!, kebabs, kidney beans, lager, lentils, letting rip, low flying ducks, marmite, methane, midgets, onions, outbreaks of anal gas, outdoor farting, parping, passing wind, peanuts, peas, pies, piles, prune juice, prunes, ringtones, salsa, shitting for england, shitting for the planet, skid marks, smoke, steak and kidney, steam, stink bombs, sweetcorn, take-aways, talcum powder, toilet humour, toilet paper, trouser trumpets, trumpets, trumping, wind
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